Guys
If you have a manuscript to query
QUERY THAT SHIT.
Do you think an agent's going to come down your chimney and offer you representation?
SEND THE GODDAMN LETTERS.
Monday, January 11, 2010
You Humans Are Driving Me Insane
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Wait, are you telling me there's no such thing as Agent Santa?
*heartbreak
but..but..I dont have a query letter written! My MS is not done yet!
I'm querying. I'm querying already.
I've got 60 out there.
The agents I haven't queried request synopses, or they're snail mail.
ryan's free.
MBee--What are you waiting for?? Are you expecting someone to swoop down and finish that shit for you? GO GO GO.
I hear that These Humans All Suck, personally
Oh all right....
If you insist. :)
"Do you think an agent's going to come down your chimney and offer you representation?"
Uhm, yes. This doesn't happen?
I might be the kind of person you're talking to. I'll go stand in the corner.
They effin suck, Sage.
Guys, if you don't send your queries Imma make email accounts in your name and WRITE QUERIES FOR YOU AND SEND THEM.
THEN WHAT.
^then I'd sort of love you forever. ;) Seriously. Would you do that? Lol.
You have no idea how much I want to do that. I miss querying.
becus we don't wanna flood the market with CRAP!!
Ah, I totally needed something like this to kick my butt into action...I'm like the worst querier ever. But I'mma be a good writer *runs off to search for people on agentquery*
Also you totally just blasted my agent coming down the chimney dream, lol ;)
oh, and twitter people, tweet your query progress at me and I will shower you with praise. extra credit if you use the hashtag #moarqueries.
Okay, I'm going to take one more look at the manuscript this week and then send the queries next Monday. Le sigh...
NEXT MONDAY??? You're killing me here.
I love this- Hannah girl, you rock. Once I get this mother done- I'm going to read this post five times a day as I'm relentlessly plastering QueryTown with my Manu~ Squealing joyfully as I go. Can hardly wait to spear head the mystical world of agentry with my letter head. Yee ha and all that, Hannah~ you make this even more fun.
I'm working on it! I swears it! On a whole stack of beat up bibles! I'm getting very close to the end. You'll be the first to know when it's done :)
Good advice!
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